Because decaf is a joke
Coffee: America's favorite addiction.
The fuel that feeds the fire within the winners, warriors, and the go-getters
in this world. It's for those of us who simply get shit done!
Coffee is the breath of life with which you start your morning, your renewable battle armor to charge forward and seize the day. This daily ritual is a journey measured 25 grams at a time. Once ingested, a feeling overcomes you that only caffeine can produce. Anything else is ingenuine; a bad joke. That’s Decaf-- the imposter trying to mimic one of the most wonderful things in life.
So, F💀CK DECAF™ and all it stands for.
JOIN THE MOVEMENT,
GET YOUR GEAR,
& STAY CAFFEINATED AF™!